Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i permit you to call me
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
