k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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