Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize