Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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