Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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