I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
