Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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