we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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