**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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