nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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