He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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