we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I have post one night stand depression
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