I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
It's Friday. Sex?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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