Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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