We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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