do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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