She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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