My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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