He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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