We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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