you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize
