He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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