but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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