Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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