oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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