you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I am one with the molecules
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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