I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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