# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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