For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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