I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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