You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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