You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He is an equal opportunity slut.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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