My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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