the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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