there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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