"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Pooping to opera.
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