What tipped you off? The sombrero?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I stole a fireplace last night.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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