I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Vodka?
Forever.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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