Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
