two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
