My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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