you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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