Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Randomize
