help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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