Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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