pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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