we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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