Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Barsexuality is the new black.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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