She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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