Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
