The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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