The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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