scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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