It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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