I am midnight drunk by noon
nutella sex= disaster
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
