Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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