Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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