Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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